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May 2013

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March 2013

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February 2013

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BABY CANNONBALL BEYOND THUNDER DOME When Mad Max was arrested for rollerblading naked in the Tina Turner’s Thunder Dome, a pissed off Baby Cannonball swung into action (literally). First, she squeezed her cannonball shaped body into her hyperbolic neoprene jump suit. Next, she shoved her cannonball shaped head into her hermetically sealed bunny helmet. After this, she took a nap. When she...

January 2013

6 posts

July 2012

2 posts

June 2012

4 posts

LETTER FROM MY MOM REGARDING HER GRANDBABY

Today my mom posted this letter on the Disqus comments section of my blog. Since absolutely no one here will ever see it, I decided to post it here.. “So my new name is Grammy Pammy and I am the mother of a son who is exploiting his beautiful little baby girl on Facebook, Tanner Blog and this DISQUS. Appaently I never taught him never to talk to strangers. Ha! At first I thought it said...

May 2012

1 post

TEN THINGS I'M REALLY BAD AT

01. Capturing Santa Clause 02. Blowing Up Ice Cream Trucks 03. Getting Drunk With Dolphins 04. Maintaining Tumblr Blogs 05. Organizing Paper Clip Protest Rallies (Staplers are way more reliable) 06. Impersonating Nick Nolte 07. Intimidating Baby Porcupines 08. Tasting The Rainbow 09. Climbing Water Slides 10. Throwing Hammers At Stuff Note to self: Throw “: The Tanner Almon...

February 2012

4 posts

Anonymous asked: When are you going to buy Vicki flowers!? I've been waiting forever for you to check that off your to-do list!

January 2012

19 posts

orhaun asked: what if you get drunk and forget to upload your stuff to tumblr?

Anonymous asked: when will you upload anything new to MyDailyJournalThing?

December 2011

3 posts

November 2011

1 post

October 2011

9 posts