TANNER BLOG

Mar 24

JUST ANOTHER BORING PICTURE OF MY KID
Move along, nothing to see here, just another boring picture of my kid doing something every other kid does.

JUST ANOTHER BORING PICTURE OF MY KID

Move along, nothing to see here, just another boring picture of my kid doing something every other kid does.

Feb 13

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Aug 20

PERFECT LINES
As she waited for whatever was about to happen to happen, all she could think about were the perfect lines that showed up on the beige carpet of her childhood home as her mother vacuumed the floor. Nothing was ever perfect in her life, except for those damn lines. She regrets never telling her mother how wonderful she was at operating the vacuum cleaner.

PERFECT LINES

As she waited for whatever was about to happen to happen, all she could think about were the perfect lines that showed up on the beige carpet of her childhood home as her mother vacuumed the floor. Nothing was ever perfect in her life, except for those damn lines. She regrets never telling her mother how wonderful she was at operating the vacuum cleaner.

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Aug 19

Movie Idea #002
"He will never get a hug again, or fall in love. Sad."

Movie Idea #002

"He will never get a hug again, or fall in love. Sad."

THE VERNONS
Vernon and Vernon Jr. just finished watching Cruel Intentions. 
They loved it.

THE VERNONS

Vernon and Vernon Jr. just finished watching Cruel Intentions

They loved it.

Aug 18

Movie Idea #001
"obviously it’s not a comedy"

Movie Idea #001

"obviously it’s not a comedy"

Dave’s gonna need a new lawyer
Dave immediately regrets stabbing his lawyer’s cactus.

Dave’s gonna need a new lawyer

Dave immediately regrets stabbing his lawyer’s cactus.

Aug 01

IT’S REALLY SAD
When she was five years old her father was murdered by a drunken astronaut on a roller coaster in Tennessee. When she was seven years old her mother was murdered by a drunken magician on a ferris wheel in Nebraska. She now spends her weekends in a cheap astronaut costume performing lackluster escape acts in California. It’s really sad.

IT’S REALLY SAD

When she was five years old her father was murdered by a drunken astronaut on a roller coaster in Tennessee. When she was seven years old her mother was murdered by a drunken magician on a ferris wheel in Nebraska. She now spends her weekends in a cheap astronaut costume performing lackluster escape acts in California. It’s really sad.

Jul 21

HELL YES
Bunko and Baby Winks exit their top secret bamboo garden. The top secret password to enter their top secret bamboo garden is “I like your bass, your beat is nice, hell yes”.

HELL YES

Bunko and Baby Winks exit their top secret bamboo garden. The top secret password to enter their top secret bamboo garden is “I like your bass, your beat is nice, hell yes”.