Move along, nothing to see here, just another boring picture of my kid doing something every other kid does.
As she waited for whatever was about to happen to happen, all she could think about were the perfect lines that showed up on the beige carpet of her childhood home as her mother vacuumed the floor. Nothing was ever perfect in her life, except for those damn lines. She regrets never telling her mother how wonderful she was at operating the vacuum cleaner.
"He will never get a hug again, or fall in love. Sad."
Vernon and Vernon Jr. just finished watching Cruel Intentions.
They loved it.
"obviously it’s not a comedy"
Dave immediately regrets stabbing his lawyer’s cactus.
When she was five years old her father was murdered by a drunken astronaut on a roller coaster in Tennessee. When she was seven years old her mother was murdered by a drunken magician on a ferris wheel in Nebraska. She now spends her weekends in a cheap astronaut costume performing lackluster escape acts in California. It’s really sad.
Bunko and Baby Winks exit their top secret bamboo garden. The top secret password to enter their top secret bamboo garden is “I like your bass, your beat is nice, hell yes”.