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Hi, I'm Tanner. I like cloudy days and fish tanks. I have a wife and a kid. I like them as well.
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JUST ANOTHER BORING PICTURE OF MY KID

Move along, nothing to see here, just another boring picture of my kid doing something every other kid does.

SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY

It took her six hours and she missed a bunch of spots, but at least she got up did something with her life today. Did you?

PERFECT LINES

As she waited for whatever was about to happen to happen, all she could think about were the perfect lines that showed up on the beige carpet of her childhood home as her mother vacuumed the floor. Nothing was ever perfect in her life, except for those damn lines. She regrets never telling her mother how wonderful she was at operating the vacuum cleaner.

Movie Idea #002

"He will never get a hug again, or fall in love. Sad."

THE VERNONS

Vernon and Vernon Jr. just finished watching Cruel Intentions

They loved it.

Dave’s gonna need a new lawyer

Dave immediately regrets stabbing his lawyer’s cactus.

IT’S REALLY SAD

When she was five years old her father was murdered by a drunken astronaut on a roller coaster in Tennessee. When she was seven years old her mother was murdered by a drunken magician on a ferris wheel in Nebraska. She now spends her weekends in a cheap astronaut costume performing lackluster escape acts in California. It’s really sad.

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