When are you going to buy Vicki flowers!? I’ve been waiting forever for you to check that off your to-do list!

When are you going to buy Vicki flowers!? I've been waiting forever for you to check that off your to-do list!

Anonymous

Vicki’s eagerly been waiting for flowers since October, so she quite literally has a gigantic water balloon full of anticipation swirling around inside her belly (along with Bunko Junior). If I were to suddenly hand her flowers at this point, that tense balloon would immediately pop and release a gigantic tidal wave of anticipation all over Baby Bunko.

So the point is, I gave Vicki a baby, and for the good of the baby, I absolutely cannot give her flowers. Don’t cry for Vicki, cry for me, the tragic guy who wishes he could give his wife flowers but can’t for the good of a fetus.

Perhaps I should stop writing “Buy Vicki Flowers” on my sort of daily to do list.