Hmmm… good question. Here are the three most probable answers…
a. No, Vicki does not have a voice, because Vicki is not real.
b. Vicki is very much real, but has no idea I exist. I watch her with my telescope.
c. Vicki does her talking with her fists, not her mouth.
d. All of the above
The answer is obviously “d”.
Anyway, I’m not sure how it happened, but somewhere along the way this blog became primarily about my awesome wife Vicki. She is real and I keep telling her to start a Tumblr, but it hasn’t happened yet. At one point she almost started a Tumblr that would’ve been about her making a Tumblr about my Tumblr, but that got complicated in a Charlie Kaufman-esque sort of way and she called it quits.
Anyway, maybe one day she’ll have a voice around these parts, but until that day I plan to keep blaming her for stuff that is probably my fault.