THRITY FREAKIN’ TWO
So Vicki just reminded me that today is my thirty second birthday. This was my reaction.
Anyway, I had planned on spending the day as my normal grumpy-grump self struggling to learn Adobe After Effects, but Vicki has convinced me to leave the apartment to go get some fish for the aquarium I got for my birthday exactly one year ago today. That’s right, there’s been a 30-gallon fish tank, full of water mind you, sitting fish-less and plant-less for 365 days in the corner of our living room. That tank is a true testament to just how lazy I can be when I put my mind to something. Here’s a picture that pretty much sums up the complete failure of my 31st year on earth…

Anyway, if by chance I’m following you, and you just realized that I’m old enough to be your dad, feel free to let me know if you’d prefer that I un-follow you. It’s bad enough I’m an old lazy dude, I sure as hell don’t want to be a creepy old lazy dude.
Also, go Baltimore Orioles!
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- amchphotography said: First off let me congratulate you for that furball cut outs, quite a task uhm? That being said, please go get some fish but not today, today’s your birthday and you deserve some quality Vicki pampering time hahaha :D
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- awewakemysoul said: Happy Birthday! (:
- camerasimplex said: Happy Birthday, Tanner.
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- oceanblue265 said: Happy Birthday!!!! And, feel free to “unfollow” me, since I’m almost (but not quite) old enough to be your mom … ugh.
- trinas-photos said: good god…I may be old enough to be your mom…ok maybe not…maybe just an older, wiser sister! Happy birthday Tanner!
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- teaisfortera said: It’s okay, you would have been 6 when I was born if you were my dad… Well, you were six when I was born anyway, but you would have been a six year old dad. Happy Birthday!
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- iwillnothangmyselftoday said: LOL! My dad’s turning 70 this year, so don’t panic. And go get some fish, seriously!
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- irobots2 said: Have a fishy happy birthday! It’s nice to know there are people in my age group here!
- sarahinsanfrancisco said: Fish are soooo overrated. Oh, and happy birthday!!!
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- wiseash said: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and you would have had to spawn a child at the ripe old age of 4 to be my dad :)
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- mistercakesphotoadventures said: Happy Birthday!! Love the animation!
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- rahmankhan said: Happy first anniversary of your 31st birthday!
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- jamiedrew said: happy birthday, Capt. Fuzzball!
- patrickjoust said: OMG! I can’t believe I’m following, and being followed by, a 32 year old! I didn’t even know people that old knew how to use the Internet!! ;) Happy birthday and keep up the great work!
- pernette said: happy birthday! the important is how old you feel, not how old you actually are :D (which in my case is bad, I’m a 23 year-old living more like a 32…) Have a great day!
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- thecaptainoftheship365 said: Happy Birthday!!!!!! Go get fish!!!!
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- laviebelem said: Happy birthday, Tanner! Thirty-two is definitely not old, dude. You can always do what my mom does and invert the numbers. So really you’re only 23. Happy 23rd birthday!
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- passagedenfer said: Joyeux Anniversaire!
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- someperfectworld said: happy birthday! have a great one.
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