MY IPHONE SHOT OF THE WEEK - “WAY TO BE A...

MY IPHONE SHOT OF THE WEEK - “WAY TO BE A ONE-UPPER, WINDSHIELD”

Several months ago the broken bottle of Heineken (seen above) appointed himself the self-proclaimed “King of the Broken Stuff” between Dobbin and Banker streets. However, a few days ago this a-hole windshield decided to park himself right next to the “King”. The following conversation ensued…

Heineken: “Dude! Seriously? WTF!!!”

Windshield: “Huh?”

Heineken: “I’m the King of the Broken Stuff round these parts! Way to be a one-upper a-hole!!!”

Windshield: “How are we talking? We’re inanimate objects.”

Heineken: “Ladies and Gentlemen! I present to you… Captain Buzzkill!!! If you have a nice moment that you’d like to see destroyed just call Captain Buzzkill!!! Only Captain Buzzkill has the power to suck the life out of all the nice moments in your life!!!”

Windshield: “So this is how it’s gonna be?”

Heineken: “Put some pants on pervert.”

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