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TRIBEARATOPS FROM HELL CONQUERS VALENTINE’S DAY
Q. How many girls were lucky enough to get mini cupcakes tonight? 
A. Millions.
Q. How many girls were lucky enough to get a hand crafted Tribearatops tonight?
A. Not many. Perhaps only Vicki. I can’t say for sure.
Q. Was this the best Valentine’s Day of Vicki’s life?
A. Yep.
Q. Seriously?
A. Well, it was until I told her that she had to share the mini cupcakes. 
Q. But she was totally into Tribearatops?
A. Yep.
Q. Seriously?
A. No, she hated Tribearatops. She called him a “disturbing dinosaur from hell” and added that “if hell had a hell, he’d be from that hell”. She did however enjoy the gummy bears.

TRIBEARATOPS FROM HELL CONQUERS VALENTINE’S DAY

Q. How many girls were lucky enough to get mini cupcakes tonight? 

A. Millions.

Q. How many girls were lucky enough to get a hand crafted Tribearatops tonight?

A. Not many. Perhaps only Vicki. I can’t say for sure.

Q. Was this the best Valentine’s Day of Vicki’s life?

A. Yep.

Q. Seriously?

A. Well, it was until I told her that she had to share the mini cupcakes. 

Q. But she was totally into Tribearatops?

A. Yep.

Q. Seriously?

A. No, she hated Tribearatops. She called him a “disturbing dinosaur from hell” and added that “if hell had a hell, he’d be from that hell”. She did however enjoy the gummy bears.

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “BUNKO AND RIGBY ABOUT TO ‘F’ SOME ‘S’ UP”
I liked this one best because the idea of Bunko and Rigby wearing matching eye patches while they “F” some “S” up just really blows my mind in the best possible way. I really wish I had the time and resources to make an animated cartoon about this adorably grumpy duo. Also, I’m pretty happy that I finally exercised. 
If you’d like, you can see more of my daily journal entries here.

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “BUNKO AND RIGBY ABOUT TO ‘F’ SOME ‘S’ UP”

I liked this one best because the idea of Bunko and Rigby wearing matching eye patches while they “F” some “S” up just really blows my mind in the best possible way. I really wish I had the time and resources to make an animated cartoon about this adorably grumpy duo. Also, I’m pretty happy that I finally exercised. 

If you’d like, you can see more of my daily journal entries here.

MY JOURNAL ENTRY ENTRIES OF THE WEEK - “UNDERPANTS AND RAINBOWS FOR ALL”

On the one hand I’ve got a puppy throwing up a rainbow and riding it on his skateboard, and on the other hand I’ve got Darth Vader jumping through a sprinkler in his underpants. Why can there be only one???

Hmm…

I’m sorry folks, but this isn’t The Highlander. There can, in fact, be more than one… and as such, I choose both! Underpants and Rainbows for all!!!

If you’d like to see more underpants and rainbows feel free to check out My Daily Journal Thing.

THE TIME VICKI ALMOST ATE RIGBY
This one time Vicki and I got lost in a snow storm while walking Rigby. After about ten minutes Vicki’s tummy began to rumble and she suggested that we eat Rigby. Rigby quickly yelled “Damn woman! It’s only been ten minutes! At least eat some snow before you eat YOUR F-ING PUPPY!!!”. An awkward silence soon ensued where they both glared at me for support. Eventually I reluctantly mumbled “he’s kind of gotta point”.
I’ve been sleeping on the couch ever since.

THE TIME VICKI ALMOST ATE RIGBY

This one time Vicki and I got lost in a snow storm while walking Rigby. After about ten minutes Vicki’s tummy began to rumble and she suggested that we eat Rigby. Rigby quickly yelled “Damn woman! It’s only been ten minutes! At least eat some snow before you eat YOUR F-ING PUPPY!!!”. An awkward silence soon ensued where they both glared at me for support. Eventually I reluctantly mumbled “he’s kind of gotta point”.

I’ve been sleeping on the couch ever since.

Pencil Sharpener: “Knock Knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken.”
Me: “I’m broken who?”
Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken you idiot! Stop using me if you wanna have any g-damn blue left!!!”
Me: “Knock Knock.”
Pencil Sharpener: “Who’s there?”
Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil.”
Pencil Sharpener: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil who?”
Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil that was broken, not you. My bad.”

Pencil Sharpener: “Knock Knock.”

Me: “Who’s there?”

Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken.”

Me: “I’m broken who?”

Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken you idiot! Stop using me if you wanna have any g-damn blue left!!!”

Me: “Knock Knock.”

Pencil Sharpener: “Who’s there?”

Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil.”

Pencil Sharpener: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil who?”

Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil that was broken, not you. My bad.”

This manatee is..
a. stealing the mailbox so that he can pawn it for some kelp.
b. trying to eat the mailbox because he ate all his kelp and is still hungry.
c. praying that the mailman delivers some envelopes filled with kelp.
d. thinking to himself “Dude, how much kelp did I smoke? Is this a mailbox? Should I eat it? I think I’ll eat it.”
I’m gonna go with “D”. Just look at his eyes, my man(atee) is baked like a cupcake.

This manatee is..

a. stealing the mailbox so that he can pawn it for some kelp.

b. trying to eat the mailbox because he ate all his kelp and is still hungry.

c. praying that the mailman delivers some envelopes filled with kelp.

d. thinking to himself “Dude, how much kelp did I smoke? Is this a mailbox? Should I eat it? I think I’ll eat it.”

I’m gonna go with “D”. Just look at his eyes, my man(atee) is baked like a cupcake.

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