MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND WITHOUT VICKI

Rigby’s already tanked. Typical.

At least I’ve got Senorita Maggie to cheer me on with her magic maraca.

One is white,

the other blue,

but it’s alright,

their love is true.

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Read 61 more “poems about my pictures” here.

Also…

The “White One” in this photo is my friend Brion. He has cool hair and a website. Check it out.

The “Blue One” in this photo is my friend Walter. He also has cool hair and is an alcoholic pill popper.

PEOPLE OF JAPAN 17 - “DOWN THE HATCH”

If I looked as cool as this dude Vicki would never get mad at me for not flushing the toilet, as she is quite easily swayed by cute fellas with shaggy hair. However, not even this dude could get away with wearing shoes in our apartment. That’s a battle no man can win, except for maybe James Franco.

COOL STUFF IN JAPAN 13 - “BOTTLES AND CANS AND JUST CLAP YOUR HANDS”

Actually, no cans, just some bottles.

Also, if you don’t get the “clap your hands” reference then you, my friend, just don’t know where it’s at.