TANNER BLOG

His shorts are tight,

he’s outta lube,

but he’s alright,

he’s got the cube.

The room is red,

her glasses white,

her man is dead,

she won the fight.

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Feelin’ hot,

she wants to cuddle,

but all she’s got,

is a big wet puddle.

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She got bad grades,

and might have aids,

but in her cherry shades,

she’s the ace of spades.

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No plastic eyes,

or synthetic thighs,

but she can feel,

cause she is real.

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GEOFF THE STRONGMAN

No woman + no job = no big deal for Geoff because he’s got a mom and a dream… a dream to be the best damn Strongman Baltimore has ever seen.

Behind-the-scenes: Geoff sleeps and showers in his blue hero helmet.  In fact, he only takes it off when he goes out to dinner with his mom.  At dinner he wears a viking helmet.

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BALTIMORE BREAKUP

After winning 500 bucks in the lottery Geoff decided it was time to quit his job repairing furniture and pursue his dream of becoming a Carnival Strong Man. Dustin, his woman, did not share this dream.

Behind-the-Scenes: The green suitcase that Dustin is carrying has been in her family for generations.  According to her grandpa Herb it was once used to smuggle baby turtles into Canada.

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