1st August 2013

IT’S REALLY SAD
When she was five years old her father was murdered by a drunken astronaut on a roller coaster in Tennessee. When she was seven years old her mother was murdered by a drunken magician on a ferris wheel in Nebraska. She now spends her weekends in a cheap astronaut costume performing lackluster escape acts in California. It’s really sad. IT’S REALLY SAD
When she was five years old her father was murdered by a drunken astronaut on a roller coaster in Tennessee. When she was seven years old her mother was murdered by a drunken magician on a ferris wheel in Nebraska. She now spends her weekends in a cheap astronaut costume performing lackluster escape acts in California. It’s really sad.

IT’S REALLY SAD

When she was five years old her father was murdered by a drunken astronaut on a roller coaster in Tennessee. When she was seven years old her mother was murdered by a drunken magician on a ferris wheel in Nebraska. She now spends her weekends in a cheap astronaut costume performing lackluster escape acts in California. It’s really sad.

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1st August 2010

GEOFF THE STRONGMAN
No woman + no job = no big deal for Geoff because he’s got a mom and a dream… a dream to be the best damn Strongman Baltimore has ever seen.
Behind-the-scenes: Geoff sleeps and showers in his blue hero helmet.  In fact, he only takes it off when he goes out to dinner with his mom.  At dinner he wears a viking helmet. GEOFF THE STRONGMAN
No woman + no job = no big deal for Geoff because he’s got a mom and a dream… a dream to be the best damn Strongman Baltimore has ever seen.
Behind-the-scenes: Geoff sleeps and showers in his blue hero helmet.  In fact, he only takes it off when he goes out to dinner with his mom.  At dinner he wears a viking helmet.

GEOFF THE STRONGMAN

No woman + no job = no big deal for Geoff because he’s got a mom and a dream… a dream to be the best damn Strongman Baltimore has ever seen.

Behind-the-scenes: Geoff sleeps and showers in his blue hero helmet.  In fact, he only takes it off when he goes out to dinner with his mom.  At dinner he wears a viking helmet.

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29th July 2010

BALTIMORE BREAKUP
After winning 500 bucks in the lottery Geoff decided it was time to quit his job repairing furniture and pursue his dream of becoming a Carnival Strong Man. Dustin, his woman, did not share this dream.
Behind-the-Scenes: The green suitcase that Dustin is carrying has been in her family for generations.  According to her grandpa Herb it was once used to smuggle baby turtles into Canada. BALTIMORE BREAKUP
After winning 500 bucks in the lottery Geoff decided it was time to quit his job repairing furniture and pursue his dream of becoming a Carnival Strong Man. Dustin, his woman, did not share this dream.
Behind-the-Scenes: The green suitcase that Dustin is carrying has been in her family for generations.  According to her grandpa Herb it was once used to smuggle baby turtles into Canada.

BALTIMORE BREAKUP

After winning 500 bucks in the lottery Geoff decided it was time to quit his job repairing furniture and pursue his dream of becoming a Carnival Strong Man. Dustin, his woman, did not share this dream.

Behind-the-Scenes: The green suitcase that Dustin is carrying has been in her family for generations.  According to her grandpa Herb it was once used to smuggle baby turtles into Canada.

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