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7 posts tagged awesome
7 posts tagged awesome
BIKE RAMP PAMMY
Me: Hey mom, what’s with the bike?
My Mom: I’m gonna teach Baby Bunko* to pop wheelies and what nots.
Me: Does dad know about this?
My Mom: He’s out back building my ramp as we speak.
Me: You should get a helmet.
My Mom: My fist is my helmet.
*name pending
AWESOME OVERLOAD
Awesome overload… cannot compute… MAJOR MALFUNCTION!!! Boots will self destruct in 5… 4… 3…. 2… is this heaven?
I hope so. (Taken with instagram)
My mom is…
a) the most amazing hula hooper on the planet.
b) the absolute worst hula hooper in the universe.
c) an average hula hooper.
Answer: All I know is it’s definitely not “c”.
VICKI’S BIRTHDAY BASH - SPECIAL KARAOKE EDITION!!!
Last week Vicki and I headed back to the MD to celebrate Vicki’s 30th birthday with an elite team of awesome super friends. For the first time ever we did Karaoke the right way… in a private room with crazy wigs and lots of sour patch kids! It was awesome. For anyone looking to belt out some Sweet Caroline in private I’d highly recommend FM Karaoke in good ol’ Rockville, Maryland. The staff was incredible and made sure to keep us as hydrated/inebriated as possible!
Anyway, here’s a few pictures from our crazy sour patch kids fueled night…

Geofferson Thomas (in furball hat) takes three non-colored girls for a Walk on the Wild Side. Although they are not colored, the girls are nonetheless good sports and sing along anyway.
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Two guns for hire Dancing in the Dark.
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Geofferson Thomas admires the strangely erotic Korean Karoke Video as Nick and Jill take us “to the river” with the Talking Heads.
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Dueling Springsteens on their “last chance power drive”.
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Buena Vista Geoff Club (probably singing some obscure British song or something).
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Let’s Dance Japanese style with Ziggy PreDust.
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Vicki looking a bit annoyed during Maggie May. Apparently I got a bit too excited when I sang “I wish I’d never seen your face”.
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Jill and her hypnotic eyes doing their best Thriller Zombie.
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Geofferson Thomas IS a Thriller Zombie.
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Vicki and Tina ironically singing Blondie while wearing blue and purple wigs.
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Luigi gettin’ low during Born to Run. Vicki was not too pleased with Luigi’s decision to wear his Nike Warmup Pants to her birthday party.
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Somewhere, Out There, Beneath the Pale Moon Light zombie Geofferson Thomas is eating the brain of Ziggy PreDust.
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I Wanna Dance With Somebody so long as he’s not wearing his Nike warmup pants to my freaking birthday party!
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Even though he wore Nike warmup pants to my birthday party I’ll still pretend to love him for this photo. Once we get home, however, his cozy winter cap will burn in hell.
COOL STUFF IN JAPAN 16 - “COOL COWBOYS LIVE IN OLD MOVIES”
This sign was so awesome, yet so confusing, all at the same time. Here’s how our little sign adventure went down…
Me: “I’m so confused? Is this sign pro-smoking or anti-smoking? I think it’s gotta be anti-smoking, right? But at the same time it’s making me want to smoke, so I’m not sure what to think. I’m torn Vicki… I’m a torn man.”
Vicki: “Good grief torn man! It’s not even about smoking! It’s about littering.”
Me: “Really, I don’t think so, I’m pretty sure it’s definitely about smok”
Vicki (yelling): “IT’S SO OBVIOUS!!!”
At this point I give Vicki a grumpy look and then proceed to closely examine the sign for about thirty seconds.
Me: “Hmmm… I see what you’re saying, but the question nonetheless remains… is it pro-littering or anti-littering? As such, I remain a torn man.”
Vicki: “AGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
An awkward silence ensues. After a minute or so I break the tension with this little gem…
Me: “So, whaddya think the odds are of us actually finding chicken teriyaki today?”
At this point Vicki threw her cup of coffee at me.
Me: “Looks like someone is living in an old movie!”
Vicki (reluctantly): “Okay… that’s actually kind of funny.”
COOL STUFF IN JAPAN 02 - “STING RAY SUPER TUBE OF MINNOW MAGIC”
Had one of these things existed when I was a kid my head would literally have exploded from “awesome overload”.
Seriously, I’m an old married dude and as I was walking through this tunnel I could literally feel the “awesome meter” in my brain getting close to the danger zone. Had a shark swam by in a Santa Hat my brain literally would have exploded and Vicki literally would have killed me.