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WILD PACK OF FAMILY DOGS

I know I’ve posted this here before but I figured I’d post it one last time seeing as it is filled with several Christmassy things, including, but not limited to…

a. A Reindeer Mug

b. Vintage Christmas Lawn Ornaments

c. A Christmas Tree

and most importantly…

d. My Dad playing a disgruntled mall Santa

Enjoy the video and have an awesome holiday and a very happy new year!

Over and out!

Tanner

Past Christmas Classics: “THREE BUDWEISMEN”

Pros: The weight bar with the milk jugs is a nice touch.

Cons: Whatever naked Ken & Barbie thing is happening on my friend Geoff

MAN SLED

He likes to ride,

his santa sled,

and ignore his bride,

who’s alone in bed.

THIRSTY LIKE A MUG

His mother lied,

and stole his drugs,

when she died,

he got her mugs.

RAY’S GOT HOT LIPS

On New Year’s Day,

she decides to leave,

because he kissed Ray,

on christmas eve.

DID HE GET ADDICTED?

When he dropped the tree,

he hurt his knee,

so he put a drug,

in his reindeer mug.

GEOFF THE STRONGMAN

No woman + no job = no big deal for Geoff because he’s got a mom and a dream… a dream to be the best damn Strongman Baltimore has ever seen.

Behind-the-scenes: Geoff sleeps and showers in his blue hero helmet.  In fact, he only takes it off when he goes out to dinner with his mom.  At dinner he wears a viking helmet.