
BEHOLD THE PATHETIC POWER OF GRAVKITTY!!!
So thirty days ago I got Vicki this Hello Kitty Balloon for her 30th birthday. Somehow the damn thing’s still floating. Poor gravity, that guy never gets any respect when sweet lady helium’s around.
Also, I’m doing this thing called instagram now. It’s pretty new and I’m probably the first or second person doing it. Definitely check it out if you have an iPhone, I think it’s gonna be big.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKI PART 3 - PRETZELS ARE BETTER THAN FLOWERS
When Vicki climbs in through the window (our door is broken), she’ll be very excited to find a balloon, some flowers that match the color of the balloon, and because she’s a champion, two football trophies. The flowers will probably blow her mind because she loves them but rarely gets them, at least from me anyway. Every so often I’m an adequate husband. This is one of those days.
Note: This is probably the first and last time I’ll ever post a picture of flowers on this blog. I’ve never really been too into flowers, I’m more of a moss guy. I also like pretzels more than flowers.

PEOPLE OF JAPAN 05 - “A PRETTY NICE MOMENT”
I wish I would have gotten this guy’s email address as I think he’d probably like this picture. He really looks genuinely “happy”.
Note: I’d be happy too if I had a daughter with such awesome hair. Usually one would need a balloon and carpet to achieve that sort of hair style, but not her, she’s got it and she knows how to work it!