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EMI’S BABY DANCE PARTY

Yesterday I had the pleasure of working all day shooting hip hop dance videos with the super talented and super fun Seabreeze, which inspired Vicki and myself to get Emi going on a daily hip hop dance regimen. Her first lesson went pretty well, although she wasn’t to thrilled with the “Thunder Clap”. Her “Raise the Roof, Paint the Ceiling” Combo, however, is fresh like a clean pair of socks!

SUPER MARIO BABY

I can say with 90% certainty that the plunger you see here was probably never in a toilet or on a bathroom floor. 

I can say with 10% certainty that the plunger you see here was probably in a toilet and on a bathroom floor.

ALLERGIC REACTION

A bumble bee,

stung his cheek,

he could not see,

for a week.

NOT GONNA HAPPEN

Alone in bed,

she craves a s’more,

but will her head,

fit through the door?

PERHAPS A CUSTOM ETSY KNIT CAP?

Since his skull,

swelled up real bad,

his hat’s too small, 

it makes him sad.

MAMA SAID KNOCK ME UP!

The hoop is spinning,

and she’s beginning,

to think that maybe,

she wants a baby.

BOUNCE HER BOX SPRING!

Before she lets Jimmy,

bounce her box spring,

she demands he shimmy,

with her pink ring.

PUPPY LOVE

The cube was hard,

and made her cry,

so the saint bernard,

will kiss her thigh.