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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!

I think this picture of my mom and Toby, her dog/cat hybrid, probably explains a lot about why I am the way I am.

Keep on being awesome Pammy!

VICKI’S BIRTHDAY BASH - SPECIAL KARAOKE EDITION!!!

Last week Vicki and I headed back to the MD to celebrate Vicki’s 30th birthday with an elite team of awesome super friends. For the first time ever we did Karaoke the right way… in a private room with crazy wigs and lots of sour patch kids! It was awesome. For anyone looking to belt out some Sweet Caroline in private I’d highly recommend FM Karaoke in good ol’ Rockville, Maryland. The staff was incredible and made sure to keep us as hydrated/inebriated as possible!

Anyway, here’s a few pictures from our crazy sour patch kids fueled night…

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Geofferson Thomas (in furball hat) takes three non-colored girls for a Walk on the Wild Side. Although they are not colored, the girls are nonetheless good sports and sing along anyway.

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Two guns for hire Dancing in the Dark.

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Geofferson Thomas admires the strangely erotic Korean Karoke Video as Nick and Jill take us “to the river” with the Talking Heads.

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Dueling Springsteens on their “last chance power drive”.

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Buena Vista Geoff Club (probably singing some obscure British song or something).

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Let’s Dance Japanese style with Ziggy PreDust.

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Vicki looking a bit annoyed during Maggie May. Apparently I got a bit too excited when I sang “I wish I’d never seen your face”. 

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Jill and her hypnotic eyes doing their best Thriller Zombie.

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Geofferson Thomas ISThriller Zombie.

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Vicki and Tina ironically singing Blondie while wearing blue and purple wigs.

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Luigi gettin’ low during Born to Run. Vicki was not too pleased with Luigi’s decision to wear his Nike Warmup Pants to her birthday party.

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Somewhere, Out There, Beneath the Pale Moon Light zombie Geofferson Thomas is eating the brain of Ziggy PreDust.

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I Wanna Dance With Somebody so long as he’s not wearing his Nike warmup pants to my freaking birthday party!

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Even though he wore Nike warmup pants to my birthday party I’ll still pretend to love him for this photo. Once we get home, however, his cozy winter cap will burn in hell.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKI PART 3 - PRETZELS ARE BETTER THAN FLOWERS

When Vicki climbs in through the window (our door is broken), she’ll be very excited to find a balloon, some flowers that match the color of the balloon, and because she’s a champion, two football trophies. The flowers will probably blow her mind because she loves them but rarely gets them, at least from me anyway. Every so often I’m an adequate husband. This is one of those days.

Note: This is probably the first and last time I’ll ever post a picture of flowers on this blog. I’ve never really been too into flowers, I’m more of a moss guy. I also like pretzels more than flowers.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKI PART 2 - NAKED AND HAPPY 

My biggest regret in life, aside from majoring in film, is that I never knew Vicki during the days where she liked to run around the house naked and happy. She still runs around the house naked, but the happiness… 

I just don’t see it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKI!!!

Vicki turns 30 today and Rigby started smoking again!!! 

IF YOU LIKE THIS BLOG THAN YOU MUST LIKE VICKI SO MAKE SOME NOISE PEOPLE!!!