
DOMESTIC ABUSE IN JAPAN 01 - “BRUISED KNEES AND USED BUNNIES”
This is what happens when you say “Sorry Vicki, but I rather like my cozy winter cap, you can’t have it today”.
For those of you new to the game, this is Vicki, she’s my wife. She’s pretty hot, but not as hot as her temper. Also, she is completely obsessed with my cozy winter cap.

Past Christmas Classics: 2008 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS
No. 02 - “BROKEN ARMS AND BROKEN HEARTS”
Pros: My fake broken arm and the red bike pump that can be seen in the foreground
Cons: My “cigarette work” appears to be less than authentic
Rumors: The red bike pump was allegedly once used to blow up a Blowfish. Word is that if you click here you can see some of the footage of the Blowfish literally blowing up. If you do watch definitely watch right up till the bitter end as there is a pretty funny outtake.