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Hi, I'm Tanner. I like cloudy days and fish tanks. I have a wife and a kid. I like them as well.
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POEM NUMBER SIXTY FOUR

Deep in the ocean, 

he will soon meet his doom,

because he stole the promotion,

from the guy with the broom.

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Read my other sixty-three “poems about my pictures” here.

THE FLOWER SWEEPER OR HOW I LEARNED NOTHING AND MADE VICKI CRY

I remember taking this picture and then immediately complaining to Vicki about how I wasn’t getting any good photos on the trip. I went so far as to say that it was her fault for not wearing any cool outfits (of course by “cool” I really mean “odd”, her outfit probably was actually “cool”). Obviously she became really upset and I spent the next few hours making my “sad panda” face to cheer her up. As always, the “sad panda” face eventually won her over, although it took a bit longer than usual. I’m a terrible person.