MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “BURLY BEARDED BOY”
I liked this one best because it’s the first collage I’ve probably made since I constructed Optimus Prime out of macaroni and buttons in Kindergarten. In case you can’t tell, the boy’s beard is composed of forty-seven carefully placed colored pencil shavings of various widths and colors. My final step was to stick a big ol’ piece of tape over em’ to keep em’ all in place.
Also, I like that I accomplished my goal of “buying a thing from a guy”.
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MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - POLAR-oid BEAR
I liked this one best because…
a. it has a baby polar bear and a rainbow!!!
b. it has a baby polar bear and a rainbow!!!
c. it has a baby polar bear and a rainbow!!!
d. all of the above.
Behind-the-scenes: I couldn’t find my pencil sharpener last night, so in order to complete this drawing I had to risk my life several times by using Vicki’s biggest kitchen knife to sharpen my colored pencils.
P.S. Please don’t tell Vicki that I used her biggest kitchen knife, she’d KILL me, I’m DEAD serious. Vicki is very protective of two things in this world, one being her knives, the other being the stuffed baby penguin I got her for Christmas in 2005.
P.S. #2 Don’t tell Vicki this, but if winter rolls around and she tries to once again steal my cozy winter cap, I’m gonna murder that stuffed baby penguin with her biggest kitchen knife.
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Pencil Sharpener: “Knock Knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken.”
Me: “I’m broken who?”
Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken you idiot! Stop using me if you wanna have any g-damn blue left!!!”
Me: “Knock Knock.”
Pencil Sharpener: “Who’s there?”
Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil.”
Pencil Sharpener: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil who?”
Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil that was broken, not you. My bad.”