01. Capturing Santa Clause

02. Blowing Up Ice Cream Trucks

03. Getting Drunk With Dolphins

04. Maintaining Tumblr Blogs

05. Organizing Paper Clip Protest Rallies (Staplers are way more reliable)

06. Impersonating Nick Nolte

07. Intimidating Baby Porcupines

08. Tasting The Rainbow

09. Climbing Water Slides

10. Throwing Hammers At Stuff

Note to self: Throw “: The Tanner Almon Story” to the end of any of these and I’d have a great title for an unauthorized biography. For example, “Getting Drunk With Dolphins: The Tanner Almon Story” would probably be a best seller.