STUFF FAMOUS PEOPLE PROBABLY SAY

So this just happened.

All I can say is tonight’s probably the biggest night of Ted Danson’s life.

If by chance you follow along (which I would not recommend, but if you do) you’ll get to see a picture of Vicki’s cute little face on your dashboard every time a post is made!

NO STRANGER TO DANGER

That’s what my shirt says, although you probably can’t read it due to low quality VHS camera we used to record this. Vicki made me the shirt for my birthday around five or ten years ago. Pictured above the text is an illustration of my goldfish Bert, who had bravely driven cross country with us shortly before these shirts were made. RIP.

The place Vicki ordered the shirts from had a minimum order of ten, so I actually have ten of these awesome shirts in a fun assortment of colors. 

The best thing I ever gave Vicki for her birthday was a set of sharpies. 

Vicki > Tanner

SMOKE ‘EM WHILE YOU GOT ‘EM

Where’s McGruff when you need him? Oh wait, he is McGruff!!! Say it ain’t so McGruff, say it ain’t so! Stop puffin the cigs and start bitin’ the crime my man!

To see the whole show click here.

VICKI FORGOT TO FEED MY FISH

So this happened. She says I overreacted, and she may be right.

That being said, those fish aren’t gonna feed themselves.

THRITY FREAKIN’ TWO

So Vicki just reminded me that today is my thirty second birthday. This was my reaction. 

Anyway, I had planned on spending the day as my normal grumpy-grump self struggling to learn Adobe After Effects, but Vicki has convinced me to leave the apartment to go get some fish for the aquarium I got for my birthday exactly one year ago today. That’s right, there’s been a 30-gallon fish tank, full of water mind you, sitting fish-less and plant-less for 365 days in the corner of our living room. That tank is a true testament to just how lazy I can be when I put my mind to something. Here’s a picture that pretty much sums up the complete failure of my 31st year on earth…

Anyway, if by chance I’m following you, and you just realized that I’m old enough to be your dad, feel free to let me know if you’d prefer that I un-follow you. It’s bad enough I’m an old lazy dude, I sure as hell don’t want to be a creepy old lazy dude. 

Also, go Baltimore Orioles!

Hey PEEPS I’m on Twitter!!!

To see this rabbit do a trick check out my groovy stop-motion promotional GIF below…

Oh, and if you want to check out my twitter CLICK HERE. It sort of matches this blog. 

GREAT MOMENTS IN PHOTOSHOP EXCELLENCE 04 - “BEHIND THE SCENES OF A MEDIOCRE ANIMATED GIF”

Here’s a behind-the-scenes look at the animated couch jumping GIF that I posted here yesterday. 

I’m not sure why, but the behind-the-scenes of my stuff always seems to be more interesting than my actual stuff. I’m not sure how I feel about that. It’s definitely not a good thing, but I’m not so sure it’s a bad thing either. Regardless, it’s definitely some sort of thing. Actually, I just made up my mind, it’s definitely a bad thing. Damn, that sucks.