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MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “THE DISHEVELED MONSTER” I liked this one because… 1. I like how I went crazy (pronounced CUH-RAYYYYYYY-ZEEEEEE!!!!) with my pen. 2. I like how the monster is wearing a tie. I like to think that he works at Initech and has just realized that he forgot to do his TPS Reports. 3. I’m pretty happy with my “Big Idea” about making a short film about an angry bearded hermit crab. If anyone knows any out of work hermit crab actors who are willing to work for copy, credit, and meals please send them this link!!! Although I’d prefer that they have beards, I’d consider a beardless hermit crab if he’s right for the part. However, he must own and operate an insured Zamboni, that is is non-negotiable!!! I guess that’s pretty much it. If you’d like to see more of my daily journal entries just click here. Yep, it’s that easy! NOTE: Yeah…. if you’re umm… yeah, if you’re unfamiliar with Initech and/or TPS Reports, ummm, yeah… I’m gonna need you to come in this weekend and, uhhh… yeah, I’m gonna need you to come in and watch Office Space… yeah, definitely make that a priority, it’s that good… yeah.

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “THE DISHEVELED MONSTER”

I liked this one because…

1. I like how I went crazy (pronounced CUH-RAYYYYYYY-ZEEEEEE!!!!) with my pen.

2. I like how the monster is wearing a tie. I like to think that he works at Initech and has just realized that he forgot to do his TPS Reports.

3. I’m pretty happy with my “Big Idea” about making a short film about an angry bearded hermit crab. If anyone knows any out of work hermit crab actors who are willing to work for copy, credit, and meals please send them this link!!! Although I’d prefer that they have beards, I’d consider a beardless hermit crab if he’s right for the part. However, he must own and operate an insured Zamboni, that is is non-negotiable!!!

I guess that’s pretty much it. If you’d like to see more of my daily journal entries just click here. Yep, it’s that easy!

NOTE: Yeah…. if you’re umm… yeah, if you’re unfamiliar with Initech and/or TPS Reports, ummm, yeah… I’m gonna need you to come in this weekend and, uhhh… yeah, I’m gonna need you to come in and watch Office Space… yeah, definitely make that a priority, it’s that good… yeah.