No scanner tonight,

but I did keep up with my daily journal project and here’s the proof.

HAPPY DISTURBING SAINT PATRICK’S DAY TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AND ALL OUR ENEMIES!!!

Sincerely,

Tanner O’Yeah and Vicki O’Hellno

A bumble bee,

stung his cheek,

he could not see,

for a week.

………………………..

Read more poems about my pictures here.

Alone in bed,

she craves a s’more,

but will her head,

fit through the door?

…………………………..

Read more poems about my pictures here.

As he tries to smoke,

his heart is broken,

it ain’t no joke,

his mouth won’t open.

…….

To view more poems about my pictures click here.

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD (front)

“THE MILK AND COOKIE CHASE”

While I DO NOT regret stealing the milk and cookies, I DO regret stealing the milk and cookies when I had a broken leg. It really slowed down our getaway plan. Santas can go from jolly to violent in the blink of an eye.

Big high-five to anyone who can correctly guess which one of these Santas is my dad.

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTO SHOOT

No. 04 - “SANTARAMA PANORAMA”

Never underestimate the power of Craigslist when looking for middle aged white men to dress up like Santa and be in your Christmas card.

Perhaps my favorite Santa is the Shady Santa up on the balcony recording the whole thing on VHS. I don’t even remember that guy being up there.

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTO SHOOT

No. 03 - “THREE SANTAS AND A LADY”

Pros: There are three Santas in this shot!

Cons: This shot needs more Santas!

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTO SHOOT

No. 02 - “MILK AND COOKIES”

Poor Rigby. Cute little guy never gets any respect.

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTO SHOOT

No. 01 - “CALM BEFORE THE SANTA STORM”

Yes, that is a box full of Santa Suits. Hopefully this shot will stir up a nice little bit of Christmas anticipation inside your belly.