SCAN GONE TO HELL…

…is way cooler than a scan gone well.

To see the “legit” scan click here.

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK: THIS IS YOUR DRUG ON DRUGS

I liked this one best because it throws a spotlight on an issue that our society likes to sweep under the carpet and ignore. That issue is drugs abusing drugs.

It’s a messed up situation that is probably happening in your medicine cabinet right now. Seriously, go check, I’ll betcha anything that your Advil is downing a mouthful of Listerine laced with Tylenol PM.

BUNKO FAN ART WOO HOO!!!

So our good friend Ele drew this amazing portrait of my wife Vicki’s alter-ego, Bunko the Brave. What I find to be most amazing is Ele’s attention to detail, namely the inclusion of Bunko’s trusty Etch-A-Sketch, upon which Bunko likes to draw naughty pictures. Oh, and who could ever forget cute little Rigby, he looks so adorable in his little basket. However, do not be fooled as looks can be quite deceiving… if you’re up to no good he’ll nibble on your knee caps!!!

Anyway, the amazing Ele has a few tumblrs that you should definitely check out. First is the aptly named I Will Not Hang Myself Today, and the second is Nine Black Cats. Check em’ both out, you won’t regret it.

nineblackcats:

Bunko the Brave is my favourite superhero… or is she really a supervillain?

Either way this doesn’t look awfully much like her, but I’m getting a little better at drawing people each time.

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “BURLY BEARDED BOY”

I liked this one best because it’s the first collage I’ve probably made since I constructed Optimus Prime out of macaroni and buttons in Kindergarten. In case you can’t tell, the boy’s beard is composed of forty-seven carefully placed colored pencil shavings of various widths and colors. My final step was to stick a big ol’ piece of tape over em’ to keep em’ all in place.

Also, I like that I accomplished my goal of “buying a thing from a guy”.

my daily journal thing

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - POLAR-oid BEAR

I liked this one best because…

a. it has a baby polar bear and a rainbow!!!

b. it has a baby polar bear and a rainbow!!!

c. it has a baby polar bear and a rainbow!!!

d. all of the above.

Answer: “D”

Behind-the-scenes: I couldn’t find my pencil sharpener last night, so in order to complete this drawing I had to risk my life several times by using Vicki’s biggest kitchen knife to sharpen my colored pencils.

P.S. Please don’t tell Vicki that I used her biggest kitchen knife, she’d KILL me, I’m DEAD serious. Vicki is very protective of two things in this world, one being her knives, the other being the stuffed baby penguin I got her for Christmas in 2005.

P.S. #2 Don’t tell Vicki this, but if winter rolls around and she tries to once again steal my cozy winter cap, I’m gonna murder that stuffed baby penguin with her biggest kitchen knife.

To see more of my daily journal entries feel free to check out MY DAILY JOURNAL THING.

Pencil Sharpener: “Knock Knock.”

Me: “Who’s there?”

Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken.”

Me: “I’m broken who?”

Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken you idiot! Stop using me if you wanna have any g-damn blue left!!!”

Me: “Knock Knock.”

Pencil Sharpener: “Who’s there?”

Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil.”

Pencil Sharpener: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil who?”

Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil that was broken, not you. My bad.”

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “GRUMPUS JUST CAN’T GET INTO RADIOHEAD”

I liked this one best because…

1. I find the idea of cuddly monsters wearing human underpants HIGHLY amusing

2. I can relate to Grumpus, as I’ve never really gotten the whole “Radiohead” thing either

3. Once again, I dig the underpants!

To see more of my daily journal entries click here!

Six hours left till midnight…

How many items on my daily to-do-list will I complete???

Will I find my socks? Will I find my watch? Will I invest in some pens that don’t smear? Will I spend some quality alone time with my fish? Will I spend some quality alone time with jealous Rigby? And most importantly, is it still possible to have bagels for breakfast???

Tune in HERE later tonight to find out!

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY”

Although my literal interpretation of Bees Knees was a close runner up, I liked this one best for three reasons…

1. I like how the little girls are each holding coffee mugs. 

2. I like that the “Success” motivational poster portrays a cat riding in a tank.

3. I kind of like my idea about taking portraits of folks chewing on pens. I had two terrible experiences in high school where pen ink exploded all over my face without me realizing it, and while it sort of sucked at the time, I think it would’ve made a pretty good portrait.

Anyway, if you’d like to see more of my daily journal entries click here. Most of em are mediocre at best, but whatever, it’s cool.

No scanner tonight,

but I did keep up with my daily journal project and here’s the proof.