OBSERVATIONS

Vicki’s Reaction: “That lady don’t got no pants!”

Tanner’s Reaction: “That kid don’t got no head!!!”

The point: Me and Vicki have got real bad grammar and Vicki’s got herself some real bad observational prioritization skills.

(Taken with instagram)

HIPSTER MANNEQUIN IN UNDERPANTS EATEN BY KITCHEN PLAYSET!!!

Couple of things about this one…

1. I took this polaroid around seven years ago. It served as a “vital clue” in my student film Nomar Number 3.

2. It’s clear that my recent obsession with underpants may not be so recent after all.

3. Of all the disturbing things happening in this photo, I find the missing shoe to be the most disturbing element of all. I’m not sure why, but the absence of the second hi-top is just really unsettling. Of course the band-aid on the right knee is pretty strange as well.

Hello and welcome to TANNERBLOG! 

Put on your short shorts, grab an etch-a-sketch, draw a dirty picture on the etch-a-sketch, and start dancing on your bed to erase it because my mom is about to walk into your room!

Oh, wait, never mind… keep that dirty picture because my mom’s not allowed here, she’s on that other blog.