11th August 2011

BUNKO THE BRAVE READS A FAN LETTER
It reads as follows…
Dear Bunko the Brave, you are my hero! Every time my teacher puts me in time out for trying to set Bob the Bunny free I punch her in the face! Oh, and guess what, yesterday I threw my desk through the damn window because I thought to myself, “what would Bunko do if ‘the man’ made her share her crayons with a boy?”. I can’t wait for this kindergarten hell to end. 
Over and out,
Coco the Confident
P.S. I want to get a tattoo of you eating pancakes on my bicep but my mom says you don’t eat pancakes. That made me cry. Do you eat pancakes Bunko??? I sure hope so. BUNKO THE BRAVE READS A FAN LETTER
It reads as follows…
Dear Bunko the Brave, you are my hero! Every time my teacher puts me in time out for trying to set Bob the Bunny free I punch her in the face! Oh, and guess what, yesterday I threw my desk through the damn window because I thought to myself, “what would Bunko do if ‘the man’ made her share her crayons with a boy?”. I can’t wait for this kindergarten hell to end. 
Over and out,
Coco the Confident
P.S. I want to get a tattoo of you eating pancakes on my bicep but my mom says you don’t eat pancakes. That made me cry. Do you eat pancakes Bunko??? I sure hope so.

BUNKO THE BRAVE READS A FAN LETTER

It reads as follows…

Dear Bunko the Brave, you are my hero! Every time my teacher puts me in time out for trying to set Bob the Bunny free I punch her in the face! Oh, and guess what, yesterday I threw my desk through the damn window because I thought to myself, “what would Bunko do if ‘the man’ made her share her crayons with a boy?”. I can’t wait for this kindergarten hell to end. 

Over and out,

Coco the Confident

P.S. I want to get a tattoo of you eating pancakes on my bicep but my mom says you don’t eat pancakes. That made me cry. Do you eat pancakes Bunko??? I sure hope so.

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13th May 2011

SPACE FURBALLS MAKES ME SAD
Because I’ll be staring at them all damn weekend as I try to manipulate their space-age furball bodies in Adobe After Effects. But before I can even get started on that inevitable motion graphics disaster, I’m first gonna have to cut these furballs out from their backgrounds in Photoshop, which unfortunately will be quite a bit harder than originally anticipated.
Way to shoot grey fuzzy hats in front of big grey wall Tanner! Of all the colors in the world so shoot a grey fuzzy hat in front of, you picked the absolute worst one for what you are trying to do! Congratulations, here’s a free iPhone so you can call your mom and tell her just how much of a disappointment you really are!!!

Finally, in case you are curious as to what the graffiti behind me says, here ya go…
"MY FREEZER IS MY HUSBAND AND MY HUSBAND IS MY FREEZER"
Apparently a woman near where I live married a freezer. She’s gonna have way more fun this weekend with her freezer husband than I’m gonna have with After Effects, that’s for sure. SPACE FURBALLS MAKES ME SAD
Because I’ll be staring at them all damn weekend as I try to manipulate their space-age furball bodies in Adobe After Effects. But before I can even get started on that inevitable motion graphics disaster, I’m first gonna have to cut these furballs out from their backgrounds in Photoshop, which unfortunately will be quite a bit harder than originally anticipated.
Way to shoot grey fuzzy hats in front of big grey wall Tanner! Of all the colors in the world so shoot a grey fuzzy hat in front of, you picked the absolute worst one for what you are trying to do! Congratulations, here’s a free iPhone so you can call your mom and tell her just how much of a disappointment you really are!!!

Finally, in case you are curious as to what the graffiti behind me says, here ya go…
"MY FREEZER IS MY HUSBAND AND MY HUSBAND IS MY FREEZER"
Apparently a woman near where I live married a freezer. She’s gonna have way more fun this weekend with her freezer husband than I’m gonna have with After Effects, that’s for sure.

SPACE FURBALLS MAKES ME SAD

Because I’ll be staring at them all damn weekend as I try to manipulate their space-age furball bodies in Adobe After Effects. But before I can even get started on that inevitable motion graphics disaster, I’m first gonna have to cut these furballs out from their backgrounds in Photoshop, which unfortunately will be quite a bit harder than originally anticipated.

Way to shoot grey fuzzy hats in front of big grey wall Tanner! Of all the colors in the world so shoot a grey fuzzy hat in front of, you picked the absolute worst one for what you are trying to do! Congratulations, here’s a free iPhone so you can call your mom and tell her just how much of a disappointment you really are!!!

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Finally, in case you are curious as to what the graffiti behind me says, here ya go…

"MY FREEZER IS MY HUSBAND AND MY HUSBAND IS MY FREEZER"

Apparently a woman near where I live married a freezer. She’s gonna have way more fun this weekend with her freezer husband than I’m gonna have with After Effects, that’s for sure.

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8th February 2011

LONELY PEOPLE
When I look at this photo I like to think that the man and woman accidentally bump into one another upon leaving their tables. During the heated argument that ensues they suddenly make eye contact and fall in love. The next day they quit their jobs and get married. Together they go on to have a successful etsy shop where the sell bubble wrap wrapped in breakable glass. 
Note to self: Wrap bubble wrap in glass, send to MOMA, become famous artist, make lots of money, have a dance party in my pile of money, eat some pizza, use my money to start an aquarium shop with my dad in Maryland, eat pizza with my dad on our lunch break, get Vicki pregnant, live a happy life with Vicki and kid. LONELY PEOPLE
When I look at this photo I like to think that the man and woman accidentally bump into one another upon leaving their tables. During the heated argument that ensues they suddenly make eye contact and fall in love. The next day they quit their jobs and get married. Together they go on to have a successful etsy shop where the sell bubble wrap wrapped in breakable glass. 
Note to self: Wrap bubble wrap in glass, send to MOMA, become famous artist, make lots of money, have a dance party in my pile of money, eat some pizza, use my money to start an aquarium shop with my dad in Maryland, eat pizza with my dad on our lunch break, get Vicki pregnant, live a happy life with Vicki and kid.

LONELY PEOPLE

When I look at this photo I like to think that the man and woman accidentally bump into one another upon leaving their tables. During the heated argument that ensues they suddenly make eye contact and fall in love. The next day they quit their jobs and get married. Together they go on to have a successful etsy shop where the sell bubble wrap wrapped in breakable glass. 

Note to self: Wrap bubble wrap in glass, send to MOMA, become famous artist, make lots of money, have a dance party in my pile of money, eat some pizza, use my money to start an aquarium shop with my dad in Maryland, eat pizza with my dad on our lunch break, get Vicki pregnant, live a happy life with Vicki and kid.

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15th August 2010

DINOSAUR BRAINWASH HELMET
While digging for Brontosaurus bones at the Salton Sea, this husband and wife team of amateur archaeologists makes an incredible discovery. It is not a dinosaur bone, but rather, some sort of helmet that they conclude must have been worn by dinosaurs. They quickly run a series of rudimentary tests using a magnifying glass and a car battery. Once the results are in they conclude, based on their limited knowledge of the dinosaur mind, that the helmet was probably used by the Triceratops to brainwash the evil Tyrannosaurs Rex into being nice.
See the whole damn show HERE. DINOSAUR BRAINWASH HELMET
While digging for Brontosaurus bones at the Salton Sea, this husband and wife team of amateur archaeologists makes an incredible discovery. It is not a dinosaur bone, but rather, some sort of helmet that they conclude must have been worn by dinosaurs. They quickly run a series of rudimentary tests using a magnifying glass and a car battery. Once the results are in they conclude, based on their limited knowledge of the dinosaur mind, that the helmet was probably used by the Triceratops to brainwash the evil Tyrannosaurs Rex into being nice.
See the whole damn show HERE.

DINOSAUR BRAINWASH HELMET

While digging for Brontosaurus bones at the Salton Sea, this husband and wife team of amateur archaeologists makes an incredible discovery. It is not a dinosaur bone, but rather, some sort of helmet that they conclude must have been worn by dinosaurs. They quickly run a series of rudimentary tests using a magnifying glass and a car battery. Once the results are in they conclude, based on their limited knowledge of the dinosaur mind, that the helmet was probably used by the Triceratops to brainwash the evil Tyrannosaurs Rex into being nice.

See the whole damn show HERE.

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