Vicki’s Reaction: “That lady don’t got no pants!”
Tanner’s Reaction: “That kid don’t got no head!!!”
The point: Me and Vicki have got real bad grammar and Vicki’s got herself some real bad observational prioritization skills.
(Taken with instagram)
DON’T “F” WITH GEOFF
This one time my friend Geoff was about to bite into his Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel when some surfer dude in flip flops appeared out of nowhere and stole it! As is often the case in such situations, Geoff calmly removed his shirt, jumped onto his moped, chased down the surfer dude, and ripped off his leg!!!
The moral of this story…
DON’T F WITH GEOFF!!!
Disclaimer: The phrase “Don’t F With Geoff” is copyrighted to Nick Prevas and Geofferson Thomas. If you would like to use it as your company slogan and/or swim team name, I believe that they are currently charging a flat fee of around three hundred dollars for unlimited usage throughout the universe*.
*Universe does not include Nebraska, Jupiter, or the Atlantic Ocean.
HIPSTER MANNEQUIN IN UNDERPANTS EATEN BY KITCHEN PLAYSET!!!
Couple of things about this one…
1. I took this polaroid around seven years ago. It served as a “vital clue” in my student film Nomar Number 3.
2. It’s clear that my recent obsession with underpants may not be so recent after all.
3. Of all the disturbing things happening in this photo, I find the missing shoe to be the most disturbing element of all. I’m not sure why, but the absence of the second hi-top is just really unsettling. Of course the band-aid on the right knee is pretty strange as well.