Do you smoke a lot of weed or what?
Asked by Anonymous
YEAH RIGHT I DON’T SMOKE NO WEED!!! WEED IS FOR FOLKS WITH NORMAL BRAINS WHO WANNA BREAK THEIR BRAINS. MY BRAIN’S ALREADY BROKEN SO I DON’T NEED NO WEED!!!
Seriously though, I’ve never touched the weed. To be honest, the only drug that’s ever really been in my body is Advil. Actually, that’s not quite true, I did take Ambien this past December on a flight to Japan and “allegedly” spent twenty or so minutes loudly yelling incoherent gibberish while violently rubbing the back of the seat in front of me. I have no memory of this, but apparently it was quite embarrassing for my wife.
And in case anyone cares, I actually had my first beer ever while in Japan (and my second, and my third). Here’s a picture of me enjoying my third beer ever with the legendary Tokyo Ras…