MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK: THIS IS YOUR DRUG ON DRUGS
I liked this one best because it throws a spotlight on an issue that our society likes to sweep under the carpet and ignore. That issue is drugs abusing drugs.
It’s a messed up situation that is probably happening in your medicine cabinet right now. Seriously, go check, I’ll betcha anything that your Advil is downing a mouthful of Listerine laced with Tylenol PM.
Do you smoke a lot of weed or what?
YEAH RIGHT I DON’T SMOKE NO WEED!!! WEED IS FOR FOLKS WITH NORMAL BRAINS WHO WANNA BREAK THEIR BRAINS. MY BRAIN’S ALREADY BROKEN SO I DON’T NEED NO WEED!!!
Seriously though, I’ve never touched the weed. To be honest, the only drug that’s ever really been in my body is Advil. Actually, that’s not quite true, I did take Ambien this past December on a flight to Japan and “allegedly” spent twenty or so minutes loudly yelling incoherent gibberish while violently rubbing the back of the seat in front of me. I have no memory of this, but apparently it was quite embarrassing for my wife.
And in case anyone cares, I actually had my first beer ever while in Japan (and my second, and my third). Here’s a picture of me enjoying my third beer ever with the legendary Tokyo Ras…
This manatee is..
a. stealing the mailbox so that he can pawn it for some kelp.
b. trying to eat the mailbox because he ate all his kelp and is still hungry.
c. praying that the mailman delivers some envelopes filled with kelp.
d. thinking to himself “Dude, how much kelp did I smoke? Is this a mailbox? Should I eat it? I think I’ll eat it.”
I’m gonna go with “D”. Just look at his eyes, my man(atee) is baked like a cupcake.