MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “BUNKO AND RIGBY ABOUT TO ‘F’ SOME ‘S’ UP”

I liked this one best because the idea of Bunko and Rigby wearing matching eye patches while they “F” some “S” up just really blows my mind in the best possible way. I really wish I had the time and resources to make an animated cartoon about this adorably grumpy duo. Also, I’m pretty happy that I finally exercised. 

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MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - POLAR-oid BEAR

I liked this one best because…

a. it has a baby polar bear and a rainbow!!!

b. it has a baby polar bear and a rainbow!!!

c. it has a baby polar bear and a rainbow!!!

d. all of the above.

Answer: “D”

Behind-the-scenes: I couldn’t find my pencil sharpener last night, so in order to complete this drawing I had to risk my life several times by using Vicki’s biggest kitchen knife to sharpen my colored pencils.

P.S. Please don’t tell Vicki that I used her biggest kitchen knife, she’d KILL me, I’m DEAD serious. Vicki is very protective of two things in this world, one being her knives, the other being the stuffed baby penguin I got her for Christmas in 2005.

P.S. #2 Don’t tell Vicki this, but if winter rolls around and she tries to once again steal my cozy winter cap, I’m gonna murder that stuffed baby penguin with her biggest kitchen knife.

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Pencil Sharpener: “Knock Knock.”

Me: “Who’s there?”

Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken.”

Me: “I’m broken who?”

Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken you idiot! Stop using me if you wanna have any g-damn blue left!!!”

Me: “Knock Knock.”

Pencil Sharpener: “Who’s there?”

Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil.”

Pencil Sharpener: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil who?”

Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil that was broken, not you. My bad.”

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “GRUMPUS JUST CAN’T GET INTO RADIOHEAD”

I liked this one best because…

1. I find the idea of cuddly monsters wearing human underpants HIGHLY amusing

2. I can relate to Grumpus, as I’ve never really gotten the whole “Radiohead” thing either

3. Once again, I dig the underpants!

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Six hours left till midnight…

How many items on my daily to-do-list will I complete???

Will I find my socks? Will I find my watch? Will I invest in some pens that don’t smear? Will I spend some quality alone time with my fish? Will I spend some quality alone time with jealous Rigby? And most importantly, is it still possible to have bagels for breakfast???

Tune in HERE later tonight to find out!

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY”

Although my literal interpretation of Bees Knees was a close runner up, I liked this one best for three reasons…

1. I like how the little girls are each holding coffee mugs. 

2. I like that the “Success” motivational poster portrays a cat riding in a tank.

3. I kind of like my idea about taking portraits of folks chewing on pens. I had two terrible experiences in high school where pen ink exploded all over my face without me realizing it, and while it sort of sucked at the time, I think it would’ve made a pretty good portrait.

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No scanner tonight,

but I did keep up with my daily journal project and here’s the proof.