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ALLERGIC REACTION

A bumble bee,

stung his cheek,

he could not see,

for a week.

NOT GONNA HAPPEN

Alone in bed,

she craves a s’more,

but will her head,

fit through the door?

NO HUFF NO PUFF NO PROBLEM

As he tries to smoke,

his heart is broken,

it ain’t no joke,

his mouth won’t open.

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD (back)

"LOVE YOUR SANTAS"

So I may have fibbed a bit in my previous post. These Santas are not some random guys I found on Craigslist, rather, they are my uncles, my dad, and my grandpa. And yes, if you look closely, they are all living the Miller High Life!

Oh, and for those of you who have been following along, Vicki is “pregnant” for the fourth year in a row.

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD (front)

"THE MILK AND COOKIE CHASE"

While I DO NOT regret stealing the milk and cookies, I DO regret stealing the milk and cookies when I had a broken leg. It really slowed down our getaway plan. Santas can go from jolly to violent in the blink of an eye.

Big high-five to anyone who can correctly guess which one of these Santas is my dad.

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTO SHOOT

No. 04 - “SANTARAMA PANORAMA”

Never underestimate the power of Craigslist when looking for middle aged white men to dress up like Santa and be in your Christmas card.

Perhaps my favorite Santa is the Shady Santa up on the balcony recording the whole thing on VHS. I don’t even remember that guy being up there.

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTO SHOOT

No. 03 - “THREE SANTAS AND A LADY”

Pros: There are three Santas in this shot!

Cons: This shot needs more Santas!

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTO SHOOT

No. 02 - “MILK AND COOKIES”

Poor Rigby. Cute little guy never gets any respect.

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTO SHOOT

No. 01 - “CALM BEFORE THE SANTA STORM”

Yes, that is a box full of Santa Suits. Hopefully this shot will stir up a nice little bit of Christmas anticipation inside your belly.

SUPER BUMMER!

Grab your head,

get out of bed,

your eye bleeds red,

oh no you’re dead.

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