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ALLERGIC REACTION

A bumble bee,

stung his cheek,

he could not see,

for a week.

NOT GONNA HAPPEN

Alone in bed,

she craves a s’more,

but will her head,

fit through the door?

PERHAPS A CUSTOM ETSY KNIT CAP?

Since his skull,

swelled up real bad,

his hat’s too small, 

it makes him sad.

NO HUFF NO PUFF NO PROBLEM

As he tries to smoke,

his heart is broken,

it ain’t no joke,

his mouth won’t open.

Past Christmas Classics: RETRO SANTA ON GEOFF’S HEAD

No. 03 - “CHRISTMAS DREAMS AND LASER BEAMS”

This one’s pretty similar to the first one but I figured I’d post it for two reasons…

1. I’m rather fond of the title

2. It’s the only one left

Past Christmas Classics: RETRO SANTA ON GEOFF’S HEAD

No. 01 - “SWEATER MAKES IT BETTER”

Not really sure what to say about the next few photos I’m going to post here, except for that once I realized this vintage Santa lawn ornament could fit on my friend Geoff’s head I got really excited.

Past Christmas Classics: 2008 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 03 - “D’OH CHRISTMAS TREE”

This photo is a pretty good representation, albeit a bit exaggerated, of daily life in Tanner and Vicki land.

Also, high fives to anyone who can find Rigby in this picture.

Past Christmas Classics: 2008 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 02 - “BROKEN ARMS AND BROKEN HEARTS”

Pros: My fake broken arm and the red bike pump that can be seen in the foreground

Cons: My “cigarette work” appears to be less than authentic

Rumors: The red bike pump was allegedly once used to blow up a Blowfish. Word is that if you click here you can see some of the footage of the Blowfish literally blowing up. If you do watch definitely watch right up till the bitter end as there is a pretty funny outtake.

Past Christmas Classics: 2008 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 01 - “COLLECT CALL GIRL”

In 2008 Vicki and I packed up and headed out to our brand new “vacation dream trailer” to take our annual Christmas Card photo. In this shot Vicki is on the phone trying to reach Carl, the scuba instructor who sold us the alleged “dream trailer”, to let him know that it needed more than a few repairs.

SUPER BUMMER!

Grab your head,

get out of bed,

your eye bleeds red,

oh no you’re dead.

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