Past Christmas Classics: 2008 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS
No. 02 - “BROKEN ARMS AND BROKEN HEARTS”
Pros: My fake broken arm and the red bike pump that can be seen in the foreground
Cons: My “cigarette work” appears to be less than authentic
Rumors: The red bike pump was allegedly once used to blow up a Blowfish. Word is that if you click here you can see some of the footage of the Blowfish literally blowing up. If you do watch definitely watch right up till the bitter end as there is a pretty funny outtake.

Past Christmas Classics: 2008 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 02 - “BROKEN ARMS AND BROKEN HEARTS”

Pros: My fake broken arm and the red bike pump that can be seen in the foreground

Cons: My “cigarette work” appears to be less than authentic

Rumors: The red bike pump was allegedly once used to blow up a Blowfish. Word is that if you click here you can see some of the footage of the Blowfish literally blowing up. If you do watch definitely watch right up till the bitter end as there is a pretty funny outtake.

Past Christmas Classics: 2008 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS
No. 01 - “COLLECT CALL GIRL”
In 2008 Vicki and I packed up and headed out to our brand new “vacation dream trailer” to take our annual Christmas Card photo. In this shot Vicki is on the phone trying to reach Carl, the scuba instructor who sold us the alleged “dream trailer”, to let him know that it needed more than a few repairs.

Past Christmas Classics: 2008 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 01 - “COLLECT CALL GIRL”

In 2008 Vicki and I packed up and headed out to our brand new “vacation dream trailer” to take our annual Christmas Card photo. In this shot Vicki is on the phone trying to reach Carl, the scuba instructor who sold us the alleged “dream trailer”, to let him know that it needed more than a few repairs.