NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES

Poor Bunko just can’t seem to block out the sound of the screaming baby koala bears.

Do not be fooled, Bunko does NOT find the sound to be sad or disturbing, she simply finds it to be annoying… REALLY annoying.

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “THE DISHEVELED MONSTER”

I liked this one because…

1. I like how I went crazy (pronounced CUH-RAYYYYYYY-ZEEEEEE!!!!) with my pen.

2. I like how the monster is wearing a tie. I like to think that he works at Initech and has just realized that he forgot to do his TPS Reports.

3. I’m pretty happy with my “Big Idea” about making a short film about an angry bearded hermit crab. If anyone knows any out of work hermit crab actors who are willing to work for copy, credit, and meals please send them this link!!! Although I’d prefer that they have beards, I’d consider a beardless hermit crab if he’s right for the part. However, he must own and operate an insured Zamboni, that is is non-negotiable!!!

I guess that’s pretty much it. If you’d like to see more of my daily journal entries just click here. Yep, it’s that easy!

NOTE: Yeah…. if you’re umm… yeah, if you’re unfamiliar with Initech and/or TPS Reports, ummm, yeah… I’m gonna need you to come in this weekend and, uhhh… yeah, I’m gonna need you to come in and watch Office Space… yeah, definitely make that a priority, it’s that good… yeah.

He could not withstand,

the poisoned pear,

so she holds his hand,

and says a prayer.

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Read more poems about my pictures here.

Since his skull,

swelled up real bad,

his hat’s too small, 

it makes him sad.

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Click here to read more “Poems About My Pictures”.

PEOPLE OF JAPAN 14 - “LONELY PEOPLE”

When I look at this photo I like to think that the man and woman accidentally bump into one another upon leaving their tables. During the heated argument that ensues they suddenly make eye contact and fall in love. The next day they quit their jobs and get married. Together the go on to have a successful etsy shop where the sell bubble wrap wrapped in breakable glass. 

Note to self: Wrap bubble wrap in glass, send to MOMA, become famous artist, make lots of money, have a dance party in my pile of money, eat some pizza, use my money to start an aquarium shop with my dad in Maryland, eat pizza with my dad on our lunch break, buy Vicki a house and a puppy, live a happy life with Vicki.

Past Christmas Classics: 2004 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 05 - “THE SAD ASTRONAUT”

An okay photo but damn if it isn’t just another big ol’ Debbie Downer. Why did I have to look so down trodden? Probably because I was wearing a tie.

Damn you neck ties!!! Why you gotta go and down my trodden!!!

Though he cared,

she walks away,

he never shared,

his d.n.a.

She hides her eyes,

beneath her cloak,

as her child dies,

in the fire and smoke.

mystery child,

in the hood,

do you get wild?

i think you should.