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NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES

Poor Bunko just can’t seem to block out the sound of the screaming baby koala bears.

Do not be fooled, Bunko does NOT find the sound to be sad or disturbing, she simply finds it to be annoying… REALLY annoying.

POISONED PEAR

He could not withstand,

the poisoned pear,

so she holds his hand,

and says a prayer.

PERHAPS A CUSTOM ETSY KNIT CAP?

Since his skull,

swelled up real bad,

his hat’s too small, 

it makes him sad.

LONELY PEOPLE

When I look at this photo I like to think that the man and woman accidentally bump into one another upon leaving their tables. During the heated argument that ensues they suddenly make eye contact and fall in love. The next day they quit their jobs and get married. Together they go on to have a successful etsy shop where the sell bubble wrap wrapped in breakable glass. 

Note to self: Wrap bubble wrap in glass, send to MOMA, become famous artist, make lots of money, have a dance party in my pile of money, eat some pizza, use my money to start an aquarium shop with my dad in Maryland, eat pizza with my dad on our lunch break, get Vicki pregnant, live a happy life with Vicki and kid.

Past Christmas Classics: 2004 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 05 - “THE SAD ASTRONAUT”

An okay photo but damn if it isn’t just another big ol’ Debbie Downer. Why did I have to look so down trodden? Probably because I was wearing a tie.

Damn you neck ties!!! Why you gotta go and down my trodden!!!

PATERNITY TEST?

Though he cared,

she walks away,

he never shared,

his d.n.a.

EVERY DAMN NIGHT

Mystery child,

in the hood.

Do you get wild?

i think you should.