Past Christmas Classics: 2007 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS
No. 04 - “VICKI BITES IT AND I DO NOTHING”
I rather like this one and honestly regret not using it for our card. The “plan” for this shot was for Vicki and I to sit on the cooler and “ride it like a pony”. So I hit the timer, Vicki hops on the cooler, I run to the cooler, cooler slides out from under Vicki, Vicki falls to floor, I get to scene and do absolutely nothing to help.

Past Christmas Classics: 2007 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 04 - “VICKI BITES IT AND I DO NOTHING”

I rather like this one and honestly regret not using it for our card. The “plan” for this shot was for Vicki and I to sit on the cooler and “ride it like a pony”. So I hit the timer, Vicki hops on the cooler, I run to the cooler, cooler slides out from under Vicki, Vicki falls to floor, I get to scene and do absolutely nothing to help.

Past Christmas Classics: 2007 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS
No. 01 - “MERRY HAIRY LEGS”
My favorite part about this one, aside from my gross hairy legs, is the fed up look we are both giving to camera.  Obviously another late night last minute grumpy Christmas Card shoot.
This specific photo was deemed a bit too provocative to send to Grandma and was thus… REJECTED!

Past Christmas Classics: 2007 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 01 - “MERRY HAIRY LEGS”

My favorite part about this one, aside from my gross hairy legs, is the fed up look we are both giving to camera.  Obviously another late night last minute grumpy Christmas Card shoot.

This specific photo was deemed a bit too provocative to send to Grandma and was thus… REJECTED!

DINOSAUR BRAINWASH HELMET
While digging for Brontosaurus bones at the Salton Sea, this husband and wife team of amateur archaeologists makes an incredible discovery. It is not a dinosaur bone, but rather, some sort of helmet that they conclude must have been worn by dinosaurs. They quickly run a series of rudimentary tests using a magnifying glass and a car battery. Once the results are in they conclude, based on their limited knowledge of the dinosaur mind, that the helmet was probably used by the Triceratops to brainwash the evil Tyrannosaurs Rex into being nice.
See the whole damn show HERE.

DINOSAUR BRAINWASH HELMET

While digging for Brontosaurus bones at the Salton Sea, this husband and wife team of amateur archaeologists makes an incredible discovery. It is not a dinosaur bone, but rather, some sort of helmet that they conclude must have been worn by dinosaurs. They quickly run a series of rudimentary tests using a magnifying glass and a car battery. Once the results are in they conclude, based on their limited knowledge of the dinosaur mind, that the helmet was probably used by the Triceratops to brainwash the evil Tyrannosaurs Rex into being nice.

See the whole damn show HERE.

BALTIMORE BREAKUP
After winning 500 bucks in the lottery Geoff decided it was time to quit his job repairing furniture and pursue his dream of becoming a Carnival Strong Man. Dustin, his woman, did not share this dream.
Behind-the-Scenes: The green suitcase that Dustin is carrying has been in her family for generations.  According to her grandpa Herb it was once used to smuggle baby turtles into Canada.

BALTIMORE BREAKUP

After winning 500 bucks in the lottery Geoff decided it was time to quit his job repairing furniture and pursue his dream of becoming a Carnival Strong Man. Dustin, his woman, did not share this dream.

Behind-the-Scenes: The green suitcase that Dustin is carrying has been in her family for generations.  According to her grandpa Herb it was once used to smuggle baby turtles into Canada.