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Past Christmas Classics: 2006 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 02 - “THE CHRISTMAS SHORTS”

Still not quite sure what provoked me to wear the shiny little red boxers… needless to say… REJECTED!!!

Note: Although not quite Christmas Card material, this photo was recently accepted into Vicki’s “personal” collection.

MAMA SAID KNOCK ME UP!

The hoop is spinning,

and she’s beginning,

to think that maybe,

she wants a baby.

LUBELESS IN CALIFORNIA

His shorts are tight,

he’s outta lube,

but he’s alright,

he’s got the cube.

BOB & HEATHER

I wonder whether,

bob and heather,

are stuck together,

on the leather?

BOUNCE HER BOX SPRING!

Before she lets Jimmy,

bounce her box spring,

she demands he shimmy,

with her pink ring.

COLD CASE HOT PLACE

To prevent the feds,

from cracking cases,

we shake our heads,

and erase our faces.

A GOOD IDEA

All day and night,

he plays with cubes,

she thinks she might,

go tie her tubes.

DESTROYING EVIDENCE

In bed they hop,

to erase the sketches,

of a motorcycle cop,

doing naughty stretches.

LANI & HYDE

After winning a whopping $77 at Bingo night, Lani cheerfully rides the bus home to share the news with her boyfriend, Hyde. They quickly blow the money on some lottery tickets that unfortunately are not winners. Not knowing what else to do they decide to rob a thrift store… again. Because their previous attempt at robbing Value Village had not ended so well they decide to up their game by wearing disguises. They go about this by quickly stealing some short shorts and tube socks from American Apparel. Now, disguised as sexy hipster models, they are able to easily slip into Value Village unnoticed and pocket several vintage toys. Once outside the store they suddenly realize that they have no bus money or getaway car, so Hyde calls his mom, who reluctantly gets out of bed and into her station wagon. Once back at what Hyde likes to refer to as his “Man-Cave”, Lani and Hyde put on a show with some of their loot while Hyde’s mom photographs the various “going-ons”. Some of the more family friendly photos will be posted here in coming days, weeks, maybe years.

Behind-the-Scenes:
Unfortunately for Lani and Hyde, several of the photographs taken that night by Hyde’s mother were later used against them on a gripping episode of Judge Judy. Fortunately for Lani and Hyde, the Judge Judy appearance led to a lucrative reality show where each week they would break into celebrity homes and steal whatever pets they could find.

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