SALESBABE AND A CHEVY NOVA

Vicki was none too thrilled when I made her wear my hat and jacket in this picture. Regardless, she hides her anger well and would obviously make a terrific used car salesman.

I mean salesbabe.

THE TIME VICKI ALMOST ATE RIGBY

This one time Vicki and I got lost in a snow storm while walking Rigby. After about ten minutes Vicki’s tummy began to rumble and she suggested that we eat Rigby. Rigby quickly yelled “Damn woman! It’s only been ten minutes! At least eat some snow before you eat YOUR F-ING PUPPY!!!”. An awkward silence soon ensued where they both glared at me for support. Eventually I reluctantly mumbled “he’s kind of gotta point”.

I’ve been sleeping on the couch ever since.

COOL STUFF IN JAPAN 23 - “BRIDGE TO TERIYAKIBITHIA”

At one point during our Japan adventure we took a five hour train ride from Kochi to Kyoto. As the train chugged along we passed through several breathtaking wintery landscapes, yet I only took two pictures due to the wretched motion sickness that has cursed me since birth (thanks mom). Anyway, as soon as I took this picture I felt like I was for sure going to vomit, so I dropped my head down between my knees and prayed for mercy.

At some point I passed out and had the following dream nightmare…

We were driving past this bridge in slow motion and I asked Vicki’s dad to translate the sign. He told me that it read “Chicken Teriyaki is on the other side of this bridge”. I screamed for the train to stop but it just kept chugging along as I watched my one chance at Chicken Teriyaki slowly fade away. Once I could no longer see the bridge I looked down and goldfish started floating out of my backpack and I wondered how they were breathing. I then realized that the train was full of water and thus wondered how I was breathing. I suddenly began gasping for air and woke up.

Anyway, that dream bothered me the rest of my trip. While the drowning aspect was indeed terrifying, it was missing out on the Chicken Teriyaki that truly haunted the depths of my soul.

If you’d like to read more about my terrible Chicken Teriyaki adventures while in Japan please CLICK HERE.

IPHONEOSAURUS REX IS BACK FROM EXTINCTION

And if you would like to see some boring photos straight from my iPhone to Tumblr (no apps or post processing are used) please feel free follow along here. 

I should also mention that iPhoneosaurus Rex would probably still be extinct if it were not for the persuasive SHUTTER BLUES. This shot of a spilt cup of coffee on dirty snow is for you Mister Blues. Anyone not following the talented and mysterious SHUTTER BLUES should best get on it now.