TYPICAL SUNDAY

Every Sunday me and Rigby clean the fish tank and watch The Life Aquatic. Vicki can’t stand “The Zissou”, so she usually locks herself in our bathroom and cries until the credits roll.

THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH RIGBY ZISSOU

Once my fish decide to stop hiding in the damn corner and come out for their inaugural photo shoot I’ll post some real photos. Until then this gratuitously vintage instagram porn will have to do. 

…and so it begins.

The water will soon teem with life. 

To celebrate I’ll be ordering Vicki a red cap and a speedo.