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Contemporary Christmas Classics: 2010 CHRISTMAS CARD (back)

Pros: There are eight Santas in this photo!

Cons: None of the Santas have boots and/or beards. What’s the deal Santas?

Contemporary Christmas Classics: 2010 CHRISTMAS CARD (front)

SANTA SHAKEDOWN PART 2

So the Santas decided to make a sequel to Santa Shakedown although they never cleared the rights to the script with with our lawyer. That’s okay though, how can you stay mad at a group of drunk Santas trying to make a film with absolutely no formal training whatsoever. I might be wrong but I don’t think that VHS tape is going to fit into that Super 8 camera.

Also, I’m pretty sure that those lights are supposed to be plugged in. Oh Santas, even if you are able to get that camera to work your film is going to be underexposed!

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD (back)

"LOVE YOUR SANTAS"

So I may have fibbed a bit in my previous post. These Santas are not some random guys I found on Craigslist, rather, they are my uncles, my dad, and my grandpa. And yes, if you look closely, they are all living the Miller High Life!

Oh, and for those of you who have been following along, Vicki is “pregnant” for the fourth year in a row.

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD (front)

"THE MILK AND COOKIE CHASE"

While I DO NOT regret stealing the milk and cookies, I DO regret stealing the milk and cookies when I had a broken leg. It really slowed down our getaway plan. Santas can go from jolly to violent in the blink of an eye.

Big high-five to anyone who can correctly guess which one of these Santas is my dad.

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTO SHOOT

No. 04 - “SANTARAMA PANORAMA”

Never underestimate the power of Craigslist when looking for middle aged white men to dress up like Santa and be in your Christmas card.

Perhaps my favorite Santa is the Shady Santa up on the balcony recording the whole thing on VHS. I don’t even remember that guy being up there.

Past Christmas Classics: 2009 CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTO SHOOT

No. 03 - “THREE SANTAS AND A LADY”

Pros: There are three Santas in this shot!

Cons: This shot needs more Santas!