PLACES OF JAPAN 05 - “HANEDA AIRPORT AT SUNSET (4 of 4)”
As we were waiting for Vicki’s dad to arrive at the airport I snapped a few shots while Vicki was…
a) playing Connect Four with Tokyo-Ras.
b) playing Candy Land with 6948358869.
c) playing Hungry Hungry Hippos with Tokyo-Ras, 6948358869, and a young Fred Savage.
d) checking on her dad’s flight status.
Note: For anyone who may be new to this blog Vicki is my awesome wife. She may or may not know that I have this blog. Also, she may or may not even be real. How insane would that be if she’s not even real?
Oh, the correct answer is “C”.
PLACES OF JAPAN 04 - “HANEDA AIRPORT AT SUNSET (2 of 4)”
As we were waiting for Vicki’s dad to arrive at the airport I snapped a few shots while Vicki was…
a) playing Super Mario Brothers 3 in a “Video Armageddon” tournament. Her opponent is a young Fred Savage.
b) smoking cigarettes with a young Fred Savage.
c) being questioned by the authorities for allowing a young Fred Savage to smoke cigarettes.
d) checking her email in an internet cafe.
Note: If this post makes no sense click here. It may help a bit although probably not.
PLACES OF JAPAN 03 - “HANEDA AIRPORT AT SUNSET (1 of 4)”
As we were waiting for Vicki’s dad to arrive at the airport I snapped a few shots while Vicki was…
a) trapped inside of a crazy Japanese vending machine
b) buying used panties from a crazy Japanese vending machine
c) trapped inside of used panties while buying a crazy Japanese vending machine
d) standing next to me
PEOPLE OF JAPAN 09 - “MISTER GREEN PUFFY COAT”
He eats and sleeps just like the rest of us, but when it comes to puffy coats, well, that’s a different story.
Also, I think the New York Subway System could really benefit from the gymnastic style ring system that Japan has so successfully implemented. It’s great, you don’t need to reach as high and if the Subway isn’t crowded you get to practice your moves.
PEOPLE OF JAPAN 08 - “THE FLOWER SWEEPER OR HOW I LEARNED NOTHING AND MADE VICKI CRY”
I remember taking this picture and then immediately complaining to Vicki about how I wasn’t getting any good photos on the trip. I went so far as to say that it was her fault for not wearing any cool outfits (of course by “cool” I really mean “odd”, her outfit probably was actually “cool”). Obviously she became really upset and I spent the next few hours making my “sad panda” face to cheer her up. As always, the “sad panda” face eventually won her over, although it took a bit longer than usual. I’m a terrible person.
Of course the irony of the whole thing is that now I really like this photograph. What is wrong with me?
COOL STUFF IN JAPAN 06 - “CHRISTMAS EVE CHERRY PICKER”
I feel bad for anyone spending Christmas Eve atop a Cherry Picker who is not actually picking cherries. For anyone who may be confused a Cherry Picker is a type of “aerial work platform that consists of a platform or bucket at the end of a hydraulic lifting system”.
Also, you can’t really see it in this photo, but there is a woman working atop that Cherry Picker and she is NOT wearing a helmet. Japanese women fear nothing!
COOL STUFF IN JAPAN 05 - “CUMULONIMBUS”
Actually, probably just Cumulus, but Cumulonimbus makes for a much better title. If you have no idea what I’m talking about I suggest you stop playing Contra on your original Nintendo Entertainment System and brush up on your Nephology skills.
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