BUNKO UNDER PRESSURE

There are eleven baby koala bears trapped inside of this trailer. As Bunko struggles to prevent it from tumbling over, she reluctantly absorbs the collective thoughts of the baby koalas. They are thinking, “Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air was so much better once they got rid of the original Aunt Vivian”. Bunko loved the original Aunt Vivian and couldn’t stand the replacement Aunt Vivian, and as such, she considers just letting the damn thing fall.

Not Pictured: Bunko just letting the damn thing fall.

Also Not Pictured: Eleven dead baby koala bears in a pool of their own blood.

NOOOO BUNKO DON’T TOUCH IT!!!

Little known fact: Anything Bunko touches turns into a cupcake.

This sounds awesome until you eat the cupcake and find out little known fact number two.

Little known fact number two: Bunko’s cupcakes are filled with highly addictive and extremely contagious baby koala bear venom. 

Past Christmas Classics: 2008 CHRISTMAS CARD (front)

“TORNADO OF CHRISTMAS DESTRUCTION”

This shot turned out more or less how we envisioned it, minus the red and white balloons, all of which blew away moments before we took our first shot. Literally, we had a helium tank and probably 50 balloons, and a big ol’ gust of wind literally blew them all away as I was setting up the camera. My biggest regret in life is not thinking fast and taking a photo of all the balloons floating away. Instead I was just walking around merrily kicking stuff out of anger.

Past Christmas Classics: 2008 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 02 - “BROKEN ARMS AND BROKEN HEARTS”

Pros: My fake broken arm and the red bike pump that can be seen in the foreground

Cons: My “cigarette work” appears to be less than authentic

Rumors: The red bike pump was allegedly once used to blow up a Blowfish. Word is that if you click here you can see some of the footage of the Blowfish literally blowing up. If you do watch definitely watch right up till the bitter end as there is a pretty funny outtake.

In the sun,

they had their fun,

but that’s all done,

she grabs a gun.

I wonder why,

this private eye,

likes to spy,

on miss shanghai.

YELLOW BROWN

While working on her novel in her vacation dream home Dorothy notices an odd fellow taking snapshots of her through the window. He has his eyes on the broken typewriter, she has her eyes on a potentially loaded revolver, and Rigby, the miniature Saint Bernard, has his eyes on the real prize… the turkey jerky in the man’s back pocket.

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