DON’T “F” WITH GEOFF

This one time my friend Geoff was about to bite into his Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel when some surfer dude in flip flops appeared out of nowhere and stole it! As is often the case in such situations, Geoff calmly removed his shirt, jumped onto his moped, chased down the surfer dude, and ripped off his leg!!!

The moral of this story…

DON’T F WITH GEOFF!!!

Disclaimer: The phrase “Don’t F With Geoff” is copyrighted to Nick Prevas and Geofferson Thomas. If you would like to use it as your company slogan and/or swim team name, I believe that they are currently charging a flat fee of around three hundred dollars for unlimited usage throughout the universe*.

*Universe does not include Nebraska, Jupiter, or the Atlantic Ocean.

Past Christmas Classics: 2007 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 03 - “HO HO HO’S YOUR DADDY?”

The good: It really showcases my custom one-of-a-kind Christmas “wife beater” and I like the telephone. I’m also quite happy with my “bewildered” expression.

The bad: I’m really sweaty and I feel bad that Vicki doesn’t also have a cool 80’s phone to hold.

Past Christmas Classics: 2006 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 01 - “THE CHRISTMAS FUTON”

Why was this beautiful shot rejected you ask? Well, long story short, Rigby was not too thrilled about being placed in a fish tank and vetoed the shot. He didn’t think his father, a rather serious St. Bernard, would be too amused. Also, “pregnant” Vicki was not holding her Miller High Life to camera like I had asked, and my underwear are showing. So yeah, all three of us joined forces to botch what could have otherwise been a rather nice shot.