MY BIGGEST REGRET
For some reason I convinced Vicki that we didn’t need this Travel Tips Book based on my stubborn belief that wandering around blindly would lead to the best adventures.
Note to self: Always buy a Travel Tips Book when in foreign lands. If you don’t you will most likely end up lost and cold on a random boring street. Eventually you will be so hungry that you will be forced to eat in a McDonalds because for some reason it’s the only place open. And that’s not even the worst part. The worst part is that you won’t even be able to enjoy your delightful Chicken McNuggets because your wife will literally be sobbing into her Big Mac. So yeah, always buy the Travel Tips Book.