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Jan
16

Jul
17

MY JOURNAL ENTRY ENTRIES OF THE WEEK - “UNDERPANTS AND RAINBOWS FOR ALL”

On the one hand I’ve got a puppy throwing up a rainbow and riding it on his skateboard, and on the other hand I’ve got Darth Vader jumping through a sprinkler in his underpants. Why can there be only one???

Hmm…

I’m sorry folks, but this isn’t The Highlander. There can, in fact, be more than one… and as such, I choose both! Underpants and Rainbows for all!!!

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Jul
09

HIPSTER MANNEQUIN IN UNDERPANTS EATEN BY KITCHEN PLAYSET!!! Couple of things about this one… 1. I took this polaroid around seven years ago. It served as a “vital clue” in my student film Nomar Number 3. 2. It’s clear that my recent obsession with underpants may not be so recent after all. 3. Of all the disturbing things happening in this photo, I find the missing shoe to be the most disturbing element of all. I’m not sure why, but the absence of the second hi-top is just really unsettling. Of course the band-aid on the right knee is pretty strange as well.

HIPSTER MANNEQUIN IN UNDERPANTS EATEN BY KITCHEN PLAYSET!!!

Couple of things about this one…

1. I took this polaroid around seven years ago. It served as a “vital clue” in my student film Nomar Number 3.

2. It’s clear that my recent obsession with underpants may not be so recent after all.

3. Of all the disturbing things happening in this photo, I find the missing shoe to be the most disturbing element of all. I’m not sure why, but the absence of the second hi-top is just really unsettling. Of course the band-aid on the right knee is pretty strange as well.

Jul
05

Pencil Sharpener: “Knock Knock.” Me: “Who’s there?” Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken.” Me: “I’m broken who?” Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken you idiot! Stop using me if you wanna have any g-damn blue left!!!” Me: “Knock Knock.” Pencil Sharpener: “Who’s there?” Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil.” Pencil Sharpener: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil who?” Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil that was broken, not you. My bad.”

Pencil Sharpener: “Knock Knock.”

Me: “Who’s there?”

Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken.”

Me: “I’m broken who?”

Pencil Sharpener: “I’m broken you idiot! Stop using me if you wanna have any g-damn blue left!!!”

Me: “Knock Knock.”

Pencil Sharpener: “Who’s there?”

Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil.”

Pencil Sharpener: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil who?”

Me: “I thought it was the g-damn pencil that was broken, not you. My bad.”

Jul
04

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “GRUMPUS JUST CAN’T GET INTO RADIOHEAD” I liked this one best because… 1. I find the idea of cuddly monsters wearing human underpants HIGHLY amusing 2. I can relate to Grumpus, as I’ve never really gotten the whole “Radiohead” thing either 3. Once again, I dig the underpants! To see more of my daily journal entries click here!

MY JOURNAL ENTRY OF THE WEEK - “GRUMPUS JUST CAN’T GET INTO RADIOHEAD”

I liked this one best because…

1. I find the idea of cuddly monsters wearing human underpants HIGHLY amusing

2. I can relate to Grumpus, as I’ve never really gotten the whole “Radiohead” thing either

3. Once again, I dig the underpants!

To see more of my daily journal entries click here!

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Apr
18

COOL STUFF IN JAPAN 25 - “LITTLE ROCKS IN LITTLE SKIRTS” I really hope that these cute little rocks are wearing these cute little skirts by choice. If I find out a gang of big bad naked boulders is forcing all the little rocks of Japan to wear skirts… well, let’s just say I’m going to be a VERY sad panda. I can’t believe those big bad naked boulders, what a bunch of hypocrites, they don’t even wear pants! I’m going to write a letter about this to Vicki’s Grandma, as I’m sure she’ll gladly put an end to this reign of naked boulder hypocricy. Anyway, if you are in Japan and start seeing boulders shoved into tight little underpants, please know that Vick’s Grandma was the good samaritan responsible for turning that dream into a reality.

COOL STUFF IN JAPAN 25 - “LITTLE ROCKS IN LITTLE SKIRTS”

I really hope that these cute little rocks are wearing these cute little skirts by choice. If I find out a gang of big bad naked boulders is forcing all the little rocks of Japan to wear skirts… well, let’s just say I’m going to be a VERY sad panda. I can’t believe those big bad naked boulders, what a bunch of hypocrites, they don’t even wear pants! I’m going to write a letter about this to Vicki’s Grandma, as I’m sure she’ll gladly put an end to this reign of naked boulder hypocricy.

Anyway, if you are in Japan and start seeing boulders shoved into tight little underpants, please know that Vick’s Grandma was the good samaritan responsible for turning that dream into a reality.