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Past Christmas Classics: RETRO SANTA ON GEOFF’S HEAD

No. 01 - “SWEATER MAKES IT BETTER”

Not really sure what to say about the next few photos I’m going to post here, except for that once I realized this vintage Santa lawn ornament could fit on my friend Geoff’s head I got really excited.

Past Christmas Classics: 2008 CHRISTMAS CARD REJECT PHOTOS

No. 03 - “D’OH CHRISTMAS TREE”

This photo is a pretty good representation, albeit a bit exaggerated, of daily life in Tanner and Vicki land.

Also, high fives to anyone who can find Rigby in this picture.

MAN SLED

He likes to ride,

his santa sled,

and ignore his bride,

who’s alone in bed.

THIRSTY LIKE A MUG

His mother lied,

and stole his drugs,

when she died,

he got her mugs.

DESTROYING EVIDENCE

In bed they hop,

to erase the sketches,

of a motorcycle cop,

doing naughty stretches.

GOOD FOR HER

She got bad grades,

and might have aids,

but in her cherry shades,

she’s the ace of spades.

INNER CITY PREGNANCY

Cherry Curls, a pregnant half-japanese go-go dancer, takes to the streets of LA in search of some huggies, a baby daddy, and some lottery tickets.

Behind-the-Scenes:

Cherry allegedly keeps some ChapStick, a taser, and a webcam inside of her leather-jacket-wearing stuffed cheetah.